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Dutch Alarm Clock

The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
by LiquidShadow8 January 22, 2007
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Russian Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.
Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012
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NAVAJO ALARM CLOCK

The clockwork that awakens one in the morning after consuming too much beer the night before!
"Look at him, he crashed out on the couch! Wild party!"

"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."
by Stefonamus December 1, 2009
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king's alarm clock

When you wake up while receiving a blowjob.
Whats the best way to wake up?
dude you have to invest in a King's Alarm Clock.
by ADang December 15, 2013
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Scrotum Alarm Clock

The act of waking up a lazy roommate, hungover visitor or anyone who falls asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, by positioning yourself over their head, pulling your underwear to one side so that your scrotum hangs out loosely, carefully position your testicles about an inch over their eyelids and then yelling “Scrotum Alarm Clock” until they wake up and scream in horror and disgust at the site of your scrotum an inch from their face. It is recommended to move away quickly so the former sleeper does not injure the scrotum by swinging wildly when alarmed.
Joe passed out on the couch, so I gave him the ol’ Scrotum Alarm Clock to wake him up!
by BigBear316 April 17, 2021
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Romanian Alarm Clock

When the male partner falls asleep with a boner, and then in order to wake him, the female partner then proceeds to bite the male's dick at about 2-3 inches from the head
A: Yo, I broke up with Sophie this morning...
B: Why? You were together for years!
A: The bitch had to give me a Romanian Alarm Clock!
B: Owwww...
by lil pulp December 6, 2017
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african car alarm

A car that has lethal anti-theft deterrents. Like flamethrowers, shotguns, and poisoned needles.
Watch out man that jeep might have an african car alarm.
by Blimpstick October 5, 2017
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