Dutch Alarm Clock

The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.

I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.

by LiquidShadow8 January 22, 2007

Russian Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.

Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker

by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012

NAVAJO ALARM CLOCK

The clockwork that awakens one in the morning after consuming too much beer the night before!

"Look at him, he crashed out on the couch! Wild party!"

"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."

by Stefonamus December 1, 2009

king's alarm clock

When you wake up while receiving a blowjob.

Whats the best way to wake up?
dude you have to invest in a King's Alarm Clock.

by ADang December 15, 2013

Asian Alarm Clock

To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.

Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.

by brown_nose_bobby July 2, 2019

african car alarm

A car that has lethal anti-theft deterrents. Like flamethrowers, shotguns, and poisoned needles.

Watch out man that jeep might have an african car alarm.

by Blimpstick October 5, 2017

oral alarm clock

Person who wakes another person up with fellatio, cunnilingus, or anilingus.

If I have been good all week, every Friday morning, my girlfriend becomes my oral alarm clock.

by Dirtier Old Man March 23, 2017