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Air Note

When answering a phone call An Air Note is a message that you pretend to write down but really you don't give a crap about it.
Sometimes it is helpful to reiterate the last numbers so the caller thinks you really wrote it down.
Husband:Honey, you received a phone call.
Wife: Who was it?
Husband: I don't remember, I wrote an Air Note.
by Zirk December 15, 2008
mugGet the Air Notemug.

Air Drowning

When an aquatic animal "drowns" due to lack of water

Also used when someone is strangled
John: Hey, are you ok?

Mike: No mate, I came in and my fish was air drowning last night. I was too late to save him.

John: Damn.

Or

Peter: Do you know what happened to Peter?

Susan: I heard he was air drowned by a psychopath.
by Randy Ghandi March 28, 2010
mugGet the Air Drowningmug.

Air gum

A type of invisible gum generally masticated by the older and desiccated members of our society.
Old Ma Begley seemed blissfully unaware of the toy poodle carcass mashed round the rear wheel of her mobility scooter as she sped through the mall scowling into the far distance and chomping away on a big wad of air gum.
by EstuaryPig April 28, 2010
mugGet the Air gummug.

Air-Qaida

Noun

Air-Qaida, also referred to as Oxygen Terrorists are more simply known as Oxygen Hijackers or thieves. They are worthless piece's of shit. They have no job or purpose in life, but to steal clean breathing air from us self sufficient human beings
Sanchez's lazy uncle probably belongs to an Air-Qaida sleeper cell...The mother fucker just eat and sleeps. Lazy, useless bitch
by Tarawa COC S312 January 25, 2011
mugGet the Air-Qaidamug.

Air Mace

A word Brando made up for Trevor’s whip. Which is technically a really long flail anyway, so whatever.
Trevor Belmont: I will save the day and I will make this go away. I will hit you all in the balls with this Air Mace. Motherfuckah
by Charles_Martel November 7, 2019
mugGet the Air Macemug.

secondhand air

The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.
Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.
by Chris Kipp July 25, 2007
mugGet the secondhand airmug.

Air Taco

Something that is underwhelming; a disappointment - like a taco filled with only air.
That storm was a huge air taco - it didn’t even rain!
by KurilianBobtail January 10, 2020
mugGet the Air Tacomug.

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