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1.0 gpa activities

When someone doesn’t give a shit about school, and does everything in school except learn.
Jeffrey: Yo man wanna go skip class and hit this vape? Chad: No, 1.0 gpa activities
by OPBABABABA February 18, 2023
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Paranormal Activity 2

A slow-paced yawner of a "scary" movie that will leave you wanting to watch literally anything else. People have said, "The last 15 minutes will scar you for life."

But all I saw was over an hour of build-up for a disappointing ending. Not scary at all.

Many people believe that anyone who doesn't find it scary are just unimaginative morons who believe only gore is scary. When in reality the morons who find the film scary are the kind of people who honestly believe that the "found footage" horror films are real. The kind of people who wrote angry letters about "The Blair Witch Project" because they thought it was in poor taste that a studio would profit off of the death of 3 innocent teenagers. Without doing their research and finding out that it was 3 actors pretending to be scared and lost in the woods while being chased by a monster.
Idiot: Dude, Paranormal Activity 2 scared me so bad that I stay up at night with the lights on at night and then sleep during the day.

Friend of Idiot: You were scared by that boring ass movie?

Idiot: Dude, how could you not be scared? It's a true story. That was actual footage from the security cameras that the family had in their house. They really died and the baby was really kidnapped. Didn't you see the thing at the beginning where the studio thanked the local police department for giving them the footage?

Friend of Idiot: Your stupidity makes my brain hurt.
by HotRodFan899 December 11, 2012
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Active Dick Face

The male equivalent of resting bitch face . When a man is so annoyed by a conversation that it's visible on his face.
"Did you see the expression on Tim's face? "
"Yeah, with that active dick face everyone knew what he thought of that bullshit story!"
by toki_wartooth June 30, 2016
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Active Bitch Face

Being cognitively aware of your resting bitch face and choosing to maintain it anyway. antonyms: resting bitch face "RBF"
Did you just give me an active bitch face?
by Mabe123456789 November 29, 2015
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Active shooter

A shooter who is not passive by nature.
The active shooter was always active in the community, always motivated, always doing fun things like skydiving or rock climbing. Perhaps the active shooter just got bored due to lack of activity. The active shooter was never passive or hesitant at any time.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
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Tryna Get Active

1. This person wants to fight, possibly participate in gang related activities (as in active gang members)
2. This person wants to have sexual contact of some kind (i.e. sexually active)
3. This person wants to know if you need probiotic yogurt (as in Activa ™ brand yogurt, which popularized the euphemism)

WARNING: THIS HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG IN MANY HOOD PRANK VIDEOS, DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
1. Gangsta: Sup cuz? You tryna get active again? I don't trust these new school folks seriously on missions.
2. eGirl: UwU u tryna get active? add me on discord hehe
3. Spokeswoman: Are you less active than you once were? Are you tryna get active and live a healthy lifestyle? Give this a try!
by KLEOKRUCIFIXATION March 31, 2023
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National Activity Day

National Activity Day, or NAD, is an awesomeness-based organization for outdoor activities in San Francisco's Fort Mason park (previously Moscone Park). Participants, known as NADders, exude genetic magnificence and are often mistaken for ninjas by onlookers. During their weekly meetings during the months of March to November, they can be seen engaging in such activities as: ultimate frisbee, soccer, supporting local Round Table Pizza establishments, and sitting in circles indian-style to discuss awesomeness and how good at it they are. New participants are welcomed openly, provided that they possess a satisfactory level of absurdity and tolerance for sarcasm.

Also see: lilNADs
"Dude I saw some wicked-awesome people throwing the disc in the park the other day. Any idea who they were?"
"OMG that was NAD! You know, National Activity Day, where lameness goes to die? You must have been totally blinded and humbled by their radiation of sheer awesome!!!"
"Yes, I actually fell to my knees and wept. First in sadness knowing I could never be like them, and then in thankful joy that such heroes exist."
by evee746 February 4, 2010
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