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Homosexual Acts

Acts in which homosexuals and men who pretend they aren't gay take part in. Homosexual acts often take place in parks, bathrooms, gym locker rooms, Queeen's Park (Toronto), Church Street Bathhouses and confessionals. Homosexuals acts include, baking, but are not limited to, blowjobs, handjobs, anal fingering, light petting, shopping, gossiping, nipple twisting, manicures, kissing (when two men kiss) anal sex, rim jobs, fisting, and watersports to name a few.
"Homosexual Acts" : Gossiping

"OMG ricky, did you see marks ass, I swear to GOD that fag is being such a donut eater, his ass is sooooooo big, and not in the good juicy ass way, the way you want to rim his tight little man hole, but in the way in which you think, GOD ricky go the fucking gym and do some squats bitch!"

Homosexual Acts : anal fingering

"Ok Lance, lick my finger, you'll want to lube it up good and wett so that your bum hole has an easy time taking my index, otherwise we might have anal tearing, and we don't want that!"


Homosexual Acts: Queen's Park (Toronto)

This is where many "gay" and not so "gay" men come to ride their bikes around late at night on the pathways behind the Ontario Legislature. It's odd because Queen's Park is surrounded by major roads with cars, and people whizzing by (not watersports). Men will often lean on trees, pretending to hold them up, meanwhile there hands are often on their dicks which are mysteriously hanging out of their zipped pants and or shorts. This is more popular in the summer as winter here is cold and frostbite is a concern!
by Nevets Setab January 9, 2009
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Acting Cutty

Acting weird/Not normal
If they're not acting like how they normally act, acting as if they were mad at you. Being short and simple.
" Aye! whats up?(: "
" Nun. "
" What are you doing today ? "
" Nun. "
" I missed you. "
" Cool ? "
" Why are you Acting Cutty ? "
" im not ? "
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opening act

when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt.
usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"
by alwaysgone November 9, 2009
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Acting A Roy

Acting A Roy means to act like a Bozo
oh yea john likes to make fun of disabled kids”
“fr john be acting a roy”
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Act on top

To make a fake act which is nice and friendly or mean and rude but the actual truth is the opposite mood of the person. Also known as a dramatic act.
Person one: Is he always that rude?
Person two: He usually is not always rude it is really his act on top
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bout the act

1. used to describe the state of mind of a girl who is down for sexual acts (top or sex)
'She was definitely bout the act'
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Acting Pink

A white girl being stupid, or crazy. They usually own or wear pink clothing.
Jim: Tina was acting pink yesterday at the party.
Bob: Oh yeah she ate the cake before it was served.
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