by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
Get the Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.mug. A barren useless wasteland filled with sand and overgrown kickboxing sheep, everything will kill you and the "humans" that "live" there have accents so thick you can't tell if they're asking for a toothpick or a ride to the nearest gay bar.
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
person 1: have you ever been to Australia?
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
by plz ring 0800foundyourfamily April 22, 2018
Get the Australiamug. First of all, KOALAS AREN’T BEARS
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry
See what I did there
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry
See what I did there
by Syrup of the Maply Maples April 3, 2019
Get the Australiamug. Satans playground
by Short bean April 13, 2022
Get the Australiamug. A place that doesn’t exist
by Charles schwab November 14, 2018
Get the Australiamug. An Australian patriot is a lady that Nick thinks is super cute but since he sucks at starting conversations he put all this effort in to make an account and definition that you would hopefully find amusing.
As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘
As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘
by EddieMaherbo January 25, 2021
Get the Australia Day Patriotmug. 