Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020

Yanking his chain

Jerking off

*boy bsf sends a video saying he is yanking his chain*
Was he really yanking his chain

by bellajo113 January 3, 2020

Yank

A derogatory slang word used by British people to describe Americans, usually towards American tourists.

"Did you hear his accent?"

"Deffo a yank lad"

by lizzygrantsgf November 8, 2023

Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.

Masturbation, Yank The Lizard

by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021

wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out

"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024