noah

noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please

noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye

by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

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Noah has a chode but chill dude. Bro can make girls stalk him with his mad rizz. Noah also has spiky shits

Boy: oh my that girls taking pictures of the kid
Boy 2: his name is probably noah

by Kenobi Kid2 September 12, 2023

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Noah is the most incredible, perfect human being to ever exist. Noah is so thoughtful. Noah is extraordinarily smart, it'll blow your mind. Noah is so beautiful, he has the most gorgeous ocean blue eyes that sometimes look green for no good reason (possibly because he doesn't change his contacts enough). Noah has the best smile that lights up his entire face and makes you just wanna grab him and give him the deepest longest kiss. Noah is so sweet- he truly is such a kindhearted soul. If you ever get lucky enough to know Noah, consider yourself blessed.

Lima fell instantly in love when she saw Noah for the first time- it was love at first sight!

by ~LiMa~ December 1, 2021

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Noah is Noah.
He's an incredibly sweet guy, he may be a bit immature sometimes.
But you still should cherish him.
If you have a Noah, be thankful for him.

Have you met Noah?

"Yes, he's such a nice person!!"

by butterflyzzz August 7, 2022

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Noah can summon the Indian Gods At 3AM

Person1: What is that sound coming from the basement at 3AM?

Person2: It’s just Noah summoning the Indian Gods

by TheRevenge3738 August 20, 2022

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Normally gets girls very often, if you don’t see a girl following him then that would be a one in a million sight and you should take a picture. If you betray their trust that’s a bad move.. They are also very nice and you can always trust them to make you happy!

Nate: “bro not a single girl was following Noah at the shops today”
Daniel: “NAH TELL ME YOU TOOK A PICTURE THAT COULD SELL FOR MILLIONS”

by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022

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