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Thread Clogger

A person who posts multiple links on Facebook and causes their friends' feed to be inundated with useless information.
She posts links to celebrity birthdays 10 times in a row every morning. I know, she's such a thread clogger.
by SublimeBabie April 16, 2011
mugGet the Thread Cloggermug.

Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.
Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle
by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025
mugGet the Thread the needlemug.

Thread

A needle. Typically used to clean out pipes or one hitters when the weed has stuck to the edges.
*One girl to another girl*
“Ay yo you got any threads? “
“Yea do you want a Bobbie pin or a needle?”
Probably a needle. I’m cleaning out my one hitty”
by Jackie- IOU😂 July 2, 2018
mugGet the Threadmug.

thread

someone who gives u inside info from the inside, like a thread would tie two things tg
yeah lincoln is my thread, he records all the fights at his private school so that i know all the drama even tho i dont go there
by placentaignite March 19, 2024
mugGet the threadmug.

The red thread

The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.
Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is a loser, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kelly: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:

made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue. we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx

Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate

Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.
by theFlamgingosAss November 27, 2022
mugGet the The red threadmug.

Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away
Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!
by bshoey006 June 29, 2022
mugGet the Thread a needle from 10' awaymug.

Threading

You a re a real threading tray
by Hugeahole June 20, 2025
mugGet the Threadingmug.

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