Thread

A needle. Typically used to clean out pipes or one hitters when the weed has stuck to the edges.

*One girl to another girl*
“Ay yo you got any threads? “
“Yea do you want a Bobbie pin or a needle?”
“Probably a needle. I’m cleaning out my one hitty”

by Jackie- IOU😂 July 2, 2018

Archived Thread

When threads die it becomes a creature called 'archived thread' or it's other name 'nonexistent thread', the threads can be brought back to life with a magical spell called Dms or Discord Messages aka typing in a powerful box which in doing this will bring back the sad, lifeless being back to life from its archived hell

Person 1 : Typingus Messagicus
Person 2 : wow the archived thread returned back to life

by FunniGuy42069 April 29, 2022

Threads

the better app since elon ruined twitter

"zuck's new threads app is killing twitter rn"

"fax"

by DrrSaidSoo July 9, 2023

thread pool

Thread pool is a collection of pre-initialized, idle threads that are ready to execute tasks. In network programming, it optimizes the use of system resources by reusing threads for multiple tasks. Ironically, the name sounds like the title of the movie your parents think is too inappropriate for you to watch.

I tried explaining about thread pool to my friends, but all they could think about was how it sounded like that movie they aren't allowed by their parents to see.

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

Thread rerailing

The act of bringing a horribly-derailed thread back on track, much to the annoyance of the idiotic derailers.

I've always loved CR's subtle thread rerailing.

by Jujujujujujujujujujuuu August 14, 2011

Yarneary Thread

A type of yarn thread just to piss you off.

I'm going to use some of that yarneary thread for making pockets.

by Unlucky_Possum September 27, 2023

thread

Someone that’s is keeping you alive; happy.

I’m hanging by a thread. My best friend, Olivia, is my thread.

by charlidanelio January 12, 2021