Line Merchant

A driver who uses racing line assist on the Formula 1 2022 Video Game
‘Hey did you see his lap? He is such a line merchant
by Bwoah_F1 July 07, 2022
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farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.
Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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Horsefeather merchant

When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you are credible…when in reality you are an obvious charlatan.
Did you see that podcast Mo did? It was confidently nonsensical. What a horsefeather merchant.
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pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
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Gravy Merchant

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".
by wordsinabox December 09, 2010
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Set 1 merchant

Someone who’s in set one in everything and are usually a massive fucking GIMP
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
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