Eugene is a cool guy. He has tons of friends, and is a ladies man. He’s 6’3 and gets all A’s. Everyone would want to be his friend. He’s super sexy and handsome. Did I mention he’s so cool? Well he’s super cool, he could lift over 200 pounds and can play every instrument in the world. Since he’s 6’2 he can get the cookie jar on the top of the cabinet and open the pickle jar.
by Eugene lover May 11, 2022
Get the Eugenemug. A.K.A Huge Eug, The Beast from the Far East, and Absolute Academic Weapon. Has been to Great WOlf Lodge more than once and loves youtube Shorts
by EugeneLOVER69 October 17, 2022
Get the Eugenemug. An AWESOME Individual who's very driven and multi-talented. A lot of people tend to like Eugene. Eugene is very passionate about everything and has a great work ethic. Eugene is a fast learner and is just naturally good at everything, ESPECIALLY sex. Eugene is. very loyal and takes trust very seriously, so they're a keeper!
by VibeSetter3007 November 22, 2021
Get the Eugenemug. Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.
Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.
by Baggy pants January 31, 2020
Get the Eugenemug. The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
Get the Extreme Eugene Kanningmug. A movement that seeks to make humans more beautiful and has nothing to do with race because there are babes and hunks in all races. It would be done by selective breeding and genetic engineering.
One mothod would be to bave a bank for eggs and sperm where babes can store there eggs and hunks there sperm so they can have more babies.
One mothod would be to bave a bank for eggs and sperm where babes can store there eggs and hunks there sperm so they can have more babies.
by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010
Get the Aesthetic eugenics movementmug. Many people view him as a faggot or nerd but when you actually get to know him, he’s really kind and caring and always puts others before himself. Not to mention really good at sports and probably has a 10 generation knowledge in Kung Fu. Probably IP Man’s great great nephew or something.
So think twice before you choose to get on his bad side.
So think twice before you choose to get on his bad side.
“Damn who is this nerd! He broke this guy’s bone in 1 punch!”
“Done careful, don’t you know that’s Eugene?”
“Done careful, don’t you know that’s Eugene?”
by Asian Shelby November 23, 2021
Get the Eugenemug.