Chris

He is the definition of a caregiver.

He always puts others before him.

He doesn't know his true value and underestimates his effect on women. He's everything but ordinary.

He's the love of my life and yet he will never let me love him.

... Written by your goddess, Chris....

by Gruwwelche November 29, 2021

chris

A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.

Also he is bad at sex.
xx

I saw a chris yesterday, it was a close call and i avoided bumping into that dickhead.

by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022

Chris

A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.

Chris:I have a big penis, it's like 12 inches.
Everyone else: Sure ya do bud

by Anonymous fire223 July 28, 2019

Chris

A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant

Oh shit it Chris

by Lilc29 May 7, 2019

Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.

Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019

Chris

Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.

Chris is a spastic

by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019