King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.
You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 6, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Gerardmug. by Preppygerardpooperr December 7, 2024
Get the Preppy Gerard Daymug. To get "gerarded" means to get absolutely obliterated - to get super drunk - hammered.
It is a term used by Red Gerard on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after he had won Winter Olympic Gold at the Winter Olympic Games in Seoul, South Korea. The terms comes from his cousin Abigale, whom while she went to college, everyone always said she was getting "gerarded" too much, i.e. getting absolutely obliterated.
It is a term used by Red Gerard on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after he had won Winter Olympic Gold at the Winter Olympic Games in Seoul, South Korea. The terms comes from his cousin Abigale, whom while she went to college, everyone always said she was getting "gerarded" too much, i.e. getting absolutely obliterated.
Mother: "So Abigale, how is college so far?"
Abigale: "It is fine mother, but I might be getting gerarded too much."
Mother: "Abigale, it is not good to get drunk that often."
Abigale: "I am sorry mother, but I cannot control myself. When there is alcohol present, I just have to chug it all."
Abigale: "It is fine mother, but I might be getting gerarded too much."
Mother: "Abigale, it is not good to get drunk that often."
Abigale: "I am sorry mother, but I cannot control myself. When there is alcohol present, I just have to chug it all."
by fjgsteff November 12, 2019
Get the Gerardedmug. Gerard tends to have a big dick and a big heart. He is a person that tries to give his best and always do it. He has any problems and a lot of solutions.
by Falgui November 22, 2021
Get the Gerardmug. Gerard is a really nice person and fun to be around even though he is a bottom but besides that he is the funniest person ever and everyone should have a Gerard in there life
Friend one: you know that Gerard person?
Friend two: yea he’s a faggot
Friend one: I know but he’s really nice and funny.
Friend two: yea he’s a faggot
Friend one: I know but he’s really nice and funny.
by I love cookies! June 19, 2025
Get the Gerardmug. 
by Shite with sight November 24, 2021
Get the Gerardmug.