Ur mum

An incredibly obnoxious and rude insult. Can be Fatal

Ur mum gay

by Pooeh poohead October 5, 2018

ur mom

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by gucci ganggucci ganggucci gang January 9, 2020

ur dog

#1: when answering to every question "ur mom!" or any other cliche sayings(ur face, ur dad ur sister ur grandama etc) and u get tired of it, ur dog is one of the endless possibilites.
#2: an animal related to the wolf which most of americans have for a pet.
#3: sumtimes dog or 'dawg' is used as a 'cool' name for a buddy.

#1: Joe:"hey why'd u ditch me?"
Moe:"uhh...ur dog!"
*Moe runs away.*
#2: Joe:"what animal is that?"
Moe:" a dog."
#3: Joe: "Hey!"
Moe:"sup dawg?"

by no one:(|) December 9, 2008

Ur face

Insult similar to the all too familar saying "ur mom"
only better.

Person1: " dude. Guess what?"
Person2: "what?!"
person3: "ur face"

by urface(: July 23, 2010

ur dad

The opposite comeback of "ur mom," which was a shitty comeback to begin with, so "ur dad" sucks just as bad if not worse.

Andy: I'm going to work tomorrow.
Kevin: Ur dad goes to work tomorrow.
Andy: Fuck off, that comeback sucks as bad as ur mom.

by kingdomkz June 21, 2008

ur platypus

The time ur pet duck ate a plat

eef my pet ur platypus

by D3rpeeBlird May 2, 2018

ur mama

used in a joke, or in a "burn"

your mama is so fat, when she steps on the weight scale it says

"one at a time please"

another example:

"so what did you do last night ?"

"YOUR MOM"

OHHH BURNNNN!

by yourgay42 September 14, 2006