I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009

Tara Promise

The act of promising something that you know you'll never do.
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)

Tara:
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!

Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.

by Joshwa7 July 12, 2019

Promise

Something modern people have taken advantage of, also something made to be broken eventually. Eg; love

I promise to never cheat on you...

A few weeks later..

"You broke your promise "

by Cringeloveisworthless May 12, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

forever promise

A promise that is made to be kept forever. No matter what the promise will never be broken. It is used for people who have trust issues and people who are simps for their girl/boyfriend. Never think someone is lying when they said forever promise.

Preston ~ I love you. * said to his wife Kristen*
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.

Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.

by SniperGod522 January 18, 2021