Ballpark Special

After taking a solid, log-like shit, you stand up and ejaculate on the log in a zig-zag pattern like ketchup on hotdogs at a baseball game.

I put so much effort into dropping that deuce that I wanted to finish it off with a Ballpark Special

by cs1601 June 12, 2024

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Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.

Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)

by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015

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Misty Special

The act of adding a side of grilled shrimp to whatever you were planning on eating.

I cooked up some shrimps for my lady to enjoy while giving me head. Wanted to hook her up with a Misty special for Valentine’s Day.

by Father Sean Misty February 26, 2023

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The act of sticking both your nuts in each of the top finger holes of a bowling ball, whilst your dick penetrates the thumb hole; and then nutting on the ball so that the nut acts as an extra lubricant for pinpoint precision.

“Sir, please don’t stick your cock in our bowling ball there are children here.”

“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”

“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”

by Dee-Dee Biafra January 1, 2019

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The Jersey Special

Refers to the phenomenon generally associated with drivers from New Jersey, where they pull out in front of you on the road and go 10 mph under the speed limit.

Sorry I was late, some asshole hit me with the Jersey Special on 113.

by GeshieGempFrem December 5, 2023

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