porn-top

A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.

Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.

by pizarol April 23, 2023

grammar porn

used whenever someone has an obession with grammar and fantasizes about it deeply.

"i bet lucas just watches grammar porn, because he's obsessed with it."

by sucka4grammar April 23, 2017

harden porn

Person who wants to suck off James Harden, since he so ass at basketball.

Turn off TNT for harden porn.

by Hard-en May 29, 2023

son of porn

worth than old edition
no verbal problem

son of porn

by bondz97 June 6, 2018

Porn

It’s a type of way busting your pussy open, or making white stuff come out of your dick or having sex

“Let’s watch some porn!”

by anonymous February 9, 2021

No Porn January

Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January

"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"

"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"

by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021

House Porn

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.

I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.

by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021