Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

Pringle-play

When you reach that age where it’s too difficult to fit your hand inside a Pringle container, so you lube up, and grab a chip with the urethra of your third leg.

Nowadays, Adrian ONLY uses Pringle-play when getting the “far-too-deep” crumbs at the bottom of the canister. Be like Adrian!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

Cross play

A term used for a girl that gets railed by a selection of guys from many different schools

“Yo this bitch Annie is hot”
“Don’t fw her bro, she’s cross play”

by Bucket_delicious December 21, 2020

Pranjal Plays

A 18 year old YouTuber from Chhattisgarh, India who makes roast and reaction style videos on his channel..

Pranjal Plays is a Youtuber

by GoldenGlobe March 30, 2023

Sand Play

Sand Play is the action where couples will use sand in a sexual context, typically by inserting grains of sand into the partner's urethra with a funnel. This causes the ejaculation to have a grainy texture which is satisfying for those interested in Sand Play. Is it commonly associated with BDSM types of kinks. People who have a Sand Play kink commonly have had issues in the past with childhood trauma involving a sandbox incident.

Hey honey, I think I want to spice up your sex life, how do you feel about Sand Play?

by Faser Flow October 19, 2024

playing on more than one field

Seeing and/or talking tobmore than one female concurrently

Michael's girlfriend found out he was playing on more than one field.

by Felinefrenzy2015 September 24, 2016