Trifling man whore; a man who likes to have car dates with hookers, who lies about everything, even things he doesn't have to lie about, who flirts with and sleeps with many women even while in a relationship, who constantly yells and complains about his life falling apart because of the choices he's made in his life. He has no remorse.
Wow, did you hear about that Michael Hallbach guy that Sally was with? He did her dirty. She didn't deserve that.
by Not_my_circus March 19, 2025
Get the michael hallbachmug. by 5 minute early pass January 23, 2024
Get the Michael crawshawmug. by Jeffacake23 June 12, 2025
Get the Michael Jackson’dmug. 1.) Feeler
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.
4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.
4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.
Jeremy: That michael christman is such a gay feeler. Am I right, Chris?
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.
by TheGayFeeler1999 May 6, 2018
Get the michael christmanmug. by Rokublue October 19, 2025
Get the Michaelmug. vast fortune owns multiples chipotles and 50% of the buccees empire.
He knows Andrew Tate!
Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme
Rockafeller who?
He knows Andrew Tate!
Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme
Rockafeller who?
“My boy Michael Morris has so much wealth he literally just fucked around and bought 5 chipotles today”
by chris hansen1 August 14, 2022
Get the michael morrismug. 