Michael

Annoying and won’t leave Maria alone

Michael won’t stop texting Maria

by anonymous November 6, 2022

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Michael sinasac

Michael Sinasac:
Member of the curly hair gang

Leader of the flex club

Descendant of William the conqueror

Canadas finest lad

Winner of the spelling bee

Master in gambling

and one of the nicest human beings EVER.

He is known for being dante‘s hottest mate

„Michael Sinasac? More like Michael Sin-A-SNACK
„Periodt.“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

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Michael Shettler

The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.

That Michael Shettler boy is a real catch.

by LadyDigits04198804 November 22, 2021

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Mason Michael Awn

A convicted felon and sex offender, instrumental in the kidnapping of young girls for Jeffrey Epstein's private island. He is extremely sexist and is known to whip and nae-nae around his potential victims.

- "That bastard Mason Michael Awn stole my firstborn daughter just last week."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."

by EldenJohn April 28, 2022

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