May 26

National Make Your Girlfriend Cum Day

Carla: it’s may 26 th you know what that means
Fred: …..ohhh okay get your ass over here right now 🫦

by Mascras555@ May 25, 2023

May 27

My birthday on which my bestie Meizuo gives me the best gifts ever.

Instead of happy birthday, Meizuo gave me the words "The ER is my bestie fr" as a gift on May 27 :D

by InterestedGuy May 27, 2024

Mai Lan

Mai Lan is pure swag. Blooms as beautifully as its name origin, a Vietnamese flower. Walks the streets as if they own it.

In conclusion, swag.

A: Who's that? Why so swag?
B: That's Mai Lan. The swag is name inherent.

by swaggermailan November 21, 2021

may 4th

national give your man some
head day

On may 4th ladies gotta give their man some head

by Awvoii May 4, 2022

6th may

to choke his chicken

there is taylor choke his chicken it’s 6th may

by kyle beardsley May 1, 2022

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025