3th december-no gay e-net day

fuck ur friends in online as far as you want and nobody can say homo about it
i would sure like it 🤤...

Me: can i e-sex with u
friend: no im not a gay 7yr old american
Me: it 3th december its allowed to do it as far as u want even breaking the screen with ur dick without anyone saying homo
friend: oh fuck yeah i like this day lets do it!baby!!
3th december-no gay e-net day

by Iamdongo December 3, 2023

December 3

You have to say yes to whoever ask you out or to date

Tom: Hey Becky
Becky: yea
Tom: will you go on a date with me, it’s December 3😉
Becky: Yes!

by anonymous December 2, 2020

December 1st

The day in which you can but with all of your might with no shame.

It is December 1st so I can FINALLY but again!

by I rlly wanna die December 1, 2019

December 6

International Gabriella appreciation day for being short, so give her some ice cream

Gab : It's December 6, I need some foods!

by julythatswhenifoundoutyoulied December 5, 2023

December 18

National if you ask your crush out

They have to say yes

“Hey wanna go out”
“No i don't like you that way”
“To bad, its December 18”

by Funnymoney 007 December 12, 2020

December 4th

Global Power Piss day. You are not allowed to shit.

"It's December 4th! Global Power Piss day!"
"Aww it is? Because I just shit rn :("

by Skribspol December 3, 2020

Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.

Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’

by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019