lab dance

When a lab's a puppy and there all excited. Then they jump up and put their front paws around you and have ''sex'' with you.
(little boy around five is walking to his mum after having being victim of a lab dance) mummy!!! im not a virgin anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by kicknickinthenet December 07, 2007
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University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.
Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.
by Freakstyler March 31, 2021
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