Bum Status

When someone is acting particularly irrational or incompetent at a Certain moment.

Man the fact that he failed that test really put him at bum status.

by Potatoematt December 22, 2022

milky bum

When a male ejaculates inside the female anus.

i made my girl have a right milky bum last night!!

by ellass_xox June 29, 2016

The bum sniper

An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.

“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”

by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022

funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

My bum

Very

“My bum is very”

by The creator of my bum June 19, 2022

Bum

The thing poo comes out of

P1 “hey is that your bum?”
P2 “heck yeah it is? I’m taking a poo💩”

by Nevaeh_you_loser August 15, 2019

chunkle bum

A cream faced loon.

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"

by tom May 27, 2003