yo quiero taco bell

funny commercial with talking dog made me have a haha funny.
as to request of the the web page I should put it in mortal terms this is the Spanish translation of I want taco bell now let me make lay down a scene . the man was hungry and wonder what he wanted and told to him self "yo quiero taco bell".
by taco bell dog September 07, 2021
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Taco Fest Laser Gun

Noun.
A laser gun wielding taco super hero. Arch nemisis is Besto.
Oragin: Latin Taco Festare Lasero Gunare- To Eat Tacos
Look in the sky its a bird its a plane... its a taco? Its Taco Fest Laser Gun!
by TFLG April 24, 2009
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Texas Walking Taco

A sexual position where you put the female in the wheel barrow position and whilst pumping her you walk behind her as she moves about with her arms.
What position did you do with her?

We did the Texas Walking Taco down the steps!
by The Manitee December 21, 2010
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taco with secret sauce

The act of shoving a taco (hard or soft, preferably soft for safety reasons) up ones (man or woman) booty hole and them shitting the taco back into the mouth of the taco shover
"dude, i was totally getting nasty with this chick and she made me eat her taco with secret sauce"

Girl/Guy: "May i take your order?"
girl/guy: "yes, id like your taco with secret sauce"
by whorehayhonis November 09, 2007
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taco truck around the corner

An euphemism for imminent cunnilingus with a morbidly obese woman.
Yeah, I made plans to take Marcia on a date tonight. We're having dinner at a buffet, and if I play my cards right there's a taco truck around the corner, yo!
by Holy_Catfish June 08, 2011
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queefy douche taco

A annoying bitch that queffes on a taco then forces a male to eat it well slaping him with a dirty douche
Lori had a mad case of the queffes so she got a taco shell and did a Super Quffie on it and made Jordan eat well slapin him in the face with her dirty douch making a Queefy Douche Taco
by likalotofpus April 17, 2011
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banana emoji into taco emoji

ITS WHEN YOU BANG SOMEONES DICK INTO SOMEONES VAGINA!!!!!!!! AND THEY HAVIN FEEL FUN!!!!!!!!!!
MIKE:*sends banana emoji into taco emoji*
VICTORIA: Mike wants to bang real hard! YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
LIZZY: FINALLY!!
by A BUTTCRACK November 18, 2017
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