Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.

"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

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Wet unicorn

The act of a man putting a wet piece of corn in another mans asshole

Ron gave me the biggest wet unicorn

by Wet unicorn December 1, 2019

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Wet as an eel

When a woman gets really excited she is wet as an eel

When I touched my wife downstairs she was wet as an eel

by Red man December 4, 2019

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When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete

by MegRoe December 6, 2019

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Wet Swamp Stain

Happens during a hot day in the hood.. your car has no AC and your seats are Cloth so the underwear becomes stuck to your sweaty wet ass while you drive around looking for pussy lips that are dripping with yellow puss coming out.

Man i wish this Wet Swamp Stain would go away before I get licked by this freak with yellow oozing pussy lips.

by Kingsmidi December 20, 2019

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