beating your meat

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003

Beat my meat

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

work on a meat puzzle

to "work on a meat puzzle" would be to make the pieces fit and have sex. nothing more, nothing less.

"Hey girl, you wanna go work on a meat puzzle back at my place?"

by Danger_Rick May 13, 2010

Vietnamese Meat Hook

An extension on fingering in which the fingerer curves his fingers upwards, towards the navel, of the fingeree's vagina, in order to both stimulate her G-spot and, more importantly, prevent her escaping.

I gave Eleanor a Vietnamese Meat Hook last night, I could tell by her eyes she wanted to leave, but she didn't have a chance.

by duttyswagdon June 29, 2014

Beat my Meat

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"

by goncamble October 31, 2019

we have the meats

The slogan of Arby's. It means they serve meat stuff.

Arby's! We have the meats!

by BigBoi Gaming January 1, 2021

Hard Meat Sandwich

3 way sex involving MFM or MMM. The F or M meat in the sandwich takes one in the mouth and one in the vagina or ass. Also known as a spit roast.

Randy and Thomas gave Vanessa the old hard meat sandwich in the pool house at Lisa’s party.

Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.

by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020