Titties

A slang term for the breasts of a female. The key characteristics regarding this school of thought are (1) overall size, (2) perkiness, and (3) direction. Size is the single most important factor when grading a titty, The phrase, "the bigger the better" has never applied more. Big boobs are the only real truth in this world. Perkiness is also important, widely regarded as the "attitude" or "sassiness" of a boob, perky tits have been defying gravity's inevitable pull since the dawn of man. Direction gives a tit a personality. While personality is by far the least attractive quality, sometimes a good 45° angle can provide the character to really differentiate a boob from its peers.
"Damn, that girl has some big titties!" Kent exclaimed
"Hails, Grayson, do you guys like big titties or shmedium titties?"
by CBT42069 November 19, 2019
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titties

another word for boobies. boobies are attached to a woman and if they are big and juicy you hit the jack pot!
guy 1: wow your titties are so big!
woman 2: i know. do you want to play with them?
guy 1: heck ya!
by ncdgfygfkahgau April 22, 2023
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titties

pillows , balloons , weights , shelf , mommy milkers , multi purpose.
my titties are pillows try em out ;)
by tittiess12.10.22heheheheh January 09, 2023
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Legitty on my titties

When something is legit to the point where your titties start to bounce
by Cryxal_Rxses March 01, 2022
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titty grandma

me: "hey, can I come over later?"
you: "Idk, I'll have to ask titty grandma."
by Tittie Grandwaugh August 18, 2022
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Titty fuck

When you stick your nipple in someone’s asshole
Dude, Tracy titty fucked me so hard last night. I never knew she had such long nipples!
by Bignutboy101 February 02, 2019
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ohio titty tornado

while at an orgy, the man reachs over and slaps the titties of the girls on both sides of himself, in a fast motion.

also known as the Ohio Titty Twister
"i was at an orgy and this guy slapped my tits so hard it hurt" "yeah ... thats an ohio titty tornado, duh"
by Kennman November 12, 2013
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