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by Zkathleen12 August 4, 2023
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Top G

The ideal way of identifying if a man is worth talking to or not. If he uses Top G to describe himself or Andrew Tate, he is a weak willed and easily manipulated person who has to let another man do the thinking for him, and is not worth your time at all. Very often they will talk about "traditional values", masculinity and manhood, but if his "manhood" were half the size of his obnoxious ego, he wouldn't struggle to find women to have those "traditional values" with. Instead, they compensate on their lack of "manhood" by focusing on Bugatti's and being an asshole to women.
Woman: So how would you describe yourself?
"Top G": Well im the top g, im a high value male, a female like yourself just wouldnt understand. im an alpha, and im broke but daddy tate is teaching me how to make money. he has 15 Bugatti's, he's a top g.
Woman: And you are someone not worth talking to, bye.
by kysA.T. August 7, 2023
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top pecker

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Top V

Top V refers to the highest level of performance or achievement one can reach in a given field or activity. It represents a pinnacle of success, excellence, or skill. The term "top V" is often used to describe individuals who are at the very top of their game, surpassing all competitors and setting new standards for others to follow.
by tino1842 August 19, 2023
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irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
by billdur79 August 20, 2023
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Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
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Top 3

‘Top 3’ in the gay community refers to the top 3 tops for each bottom or vers.
- Bottom 1: Zack is one of my Top 3

- Bottom 2: Same!
by Quick2012 August 29, 2023
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