November 12

Today is the day your girlfriend give you the greatest head of the year, and she keeps eye contact as you finish in her mouth.

My girlfriend gave me the greatest blowjob ever today, I forgot it was November 12th!

by Ricky Iglesia November 12, 2020

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November 13

Your friend owns you 5 dollars

You: Hey you know what day it is?
Friend: November 13 why do you ask?
You: you ow me 5 dollars!
Friend: Fuck

by Crim November 12, 2020

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National tell Kurt you like him back day! Did you make a big mistake with Kurt? Like friendzoning him 😡? Well now you can change that with this event. On November 15th you can tell Kurt you like him and he'll be very happy!

On November 15th
Louella: Titans a bitch, I want Kurt
Kurt:... Fuck off

by kurt_reyesssssssssssssssssssss November 12, 2020

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November 15

National find an eloise or ellie or ella and slap her ass day

Damn todays november 15 wheres ella at!

by Suck ya mum g November 13, 2020

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November 16

Ignor your gf/crush day, if she dosent talk to you dont talk to her for the day, the only way you can talk to her is if she talk/texts you first. Good luck boys 😳

Guy 1: Bro your ignoring liz today it seems like?
Guy 2: I know but its November 16

by MacDaddy♡ November 13, 2020

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