no-pants man

what dream calls badboyhalo in “Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters” when he says he doesn’t have pants

“C’MERE NO-PANTS MAN”

by cloud.gnf February 4, 2022

small pants

pants that are small enough to derive comments and taunts from others and provoke the pants wearer into untoward actions

Hey coach, maybe you should focus on how small your pants are, rather than breaking a clipboard...

small pants

by bob zimway October 7, 2021

spaghetti pants

When you are out of underwear and you have to be creative so you take spaghetti and turn them into underwear

Out of underwear, damn… I know I’ll make spaghetti pants

by Mrpenguin662 October 10, 2021

Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.

I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.

by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021

Pants your crush day

October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.

Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day

by CatDog09 September 7, 2021

Pp poopoo pants

An insult just by the only the most courageous slingers that would make LeBron James cry and Michael Jackson spirit poop himself the deadliest known insult in the entire world

When Braxton called Nathan a pp poopoo pants he died of getting recked

by Me big pp boi September 13, 2021

PooPy pants CEO

Sarah

"Sarah is PooPy pants CEO"

by PooPy pants CEO's enemy September 17, 2021