beating your meat

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003

Beat my meat

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

work on a meat puzzle

to "work on a meat puzzle" would be to make the pieces fit and have sex. nothing more, nothing less.

"Hey girl, you wanna go work on a meat puzzle back at my place?"

by Danger_Rick May 13, 2010

Vietnamese Meat Hook

An extension on fingering in which the fingerer curves his fingers upwards, towards the navel, of the fingeree's vagina, in order to both stimulate her G-spot and, more importantly, prevent her escaping.

I gave Eleanor a Vietnamese Meat Hook last night, I could tell by her eyes she wanted to leave, but she didn't have a chance.

by duttyswagdon June 29, 2014

Beat my Meat

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"

by goncamble October 31, 2019

Cheesy meat curtains

When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.

That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.

by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010

memphis meat pie

Smearing shit in the filter of a hotub full of hot sauce and having sex with it

Jon got caught doing a Memphis meat pie by his mom

by Dangerous617 December 31, 2013