May 20

People born on may 20th are the most beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, cute and pretty peoplr to exist!!

Sage: When is your birthday?
Addi: May 20, why?
Sage: Be my girlfriend.

by mayormaynotbesage June 1, 2023

May 27

Its international Jonathans birthday today. All Jonathans are having a second birthday today unless their birthday is today.

Girl 1: Why is he so happy
Girl 2: cause its May 27 international Jonathans birthday Day today

by Jontish November 12, 2019

may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

may balls

may balls is the sexiest around
they can steal your bitch instantly

may balls is a chick magnet so watch out.

“may balls gets all the girls”

by mossfairyyup October 30, 2021

may 11th

the day it’s ihsaans birthday!!!!

omg todays may 11th isn’t that the sexy ihsaans birthday!!!!!!!! woop woop happy birthday to ihsaan !!!

by inluvrn!!! May 7, 2022

May 2nd

National send nudes from the office day.

"Hey its may 2nd, send some nudes while your at work in the office today"

by Somebody4955 May 2, 2022