car balls

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.

I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.

by icrazylegs June 29, 2018

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Car Toys

Not a better way to go.

Car Toys is not a better way to go

by JackOLantern764 March 31, 2024

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Car Snatch

The kind of pussy you have to keep paying for if you want to "fill it up".

Man, I'm in a real dry spell. All I can get right now is car snatch and it's driving me fucking broke.

by Sensible Dictionary November 21, 2010

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car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.

Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.

by darkfeone July 31, 2016

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car bound

To go to a free party and in a car then spend the majority of the time in it, generally sniffing ketamine.

"did will morter even get to da party last night?"

"Yeah mate but he spent the whole time car bound sniffing cks"

"safe......"

by Big Traps November 22, 2013

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The term "E.R. Car" is used to illustrate how much money a trip to a local hospital emergency room (local E.R.) will cost. So if the typical price of a car runs anywhere from $5,000 to $20,000 for a used car, and then anywhere from $30, 000 to $70,000 for a new car, then it is not unreasonable, in today's American healthcare environment, to equate the price of one car to the cost of one emergency room visit.

A similar term is "E.R. House," used to describe the cost of emergency room care for a truly catastrophic medical situation where the price of just one emergency room visit equates to the price of a buying a house.

"I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance, and after all the x-Rays, all the blood work, all the CT scans and after consulting with four different specialists, the emergency room sent me home and then billed me for over $45,000. That was my first ever E.R. Car in my whole life, and I hope it was my last."

by Innocent Byproduct March 2, 2024

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