Coming out box

An inside joke made by millennials that I was left out on. :(

"What did you get in your Coming out box?" "What's a coming out box"

by Taytheditz June 24, 2020

Schrodingers Fuck-box

When inside a black hole, because of the gravity and time dilation, you can be fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. Yet, when one looks in the black hole, one sees that you are either fucking for forever or fucking for not forever, not fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

"Dude, did you see me jackhammering that chick in the black hole over there?"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"

by MC_ANDERSAUR November 18, 2014

break up box

Box of miscellaneous items belonging to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend left at your house after a breakup. This box of stuff may be returned, or may be held hostage until they return your breakup box.

I'm not giving that bitch her breakup box till I get my comic books back!

by Trasaris August 27, 2005

sultan of box office

This title belongs to Superstar Salman Khan. He owns all Box Office clubs and has maximum records in his name.

Salman is truly Sultan of Box Office..He has 5 consecutive Blockbusters.

by Wickedmind May 12, 2019

checked all the boxes

Unicorn mate

Tony checked all the boxes with Kat
3 star cooking cod clean house 70's porn sex. Yeah I guess there is karma
That dude landed a unicorn

Must have paid at the office

by Tonythetiler November 12, 2020

pink boxing glove

When you’re fisting your partner and it goes horribly wrong, resulting in your partner’s rectum being pulled out and remaining on your hand like a glove.

“I got a bit too rough my partner and ended up with a pink boxing glove.”

by jubbajubba October 1, 2018

stack of dumb boxes

A group of stupid girls, generally characterized by being loud and irritating, possibly ugly as well. Draws from the slang term "box," for a vagina.

Jason: So yeah, all those random drunk girls just bust into my room and I had no idea who they were. It was like 20 minutes before I could herd that shit outta there.
Ryan: What a stack of dumb boxes.

by Fitterer May 1, 2005