There is no war in Ba Sing Se

There is no war in Ba Sing Se. Except, there is. The phrase originates from the American anime Avatar, in which Ba Sing Se is secretly taken over by the Fire Nation. As propaganda, guides are brainwashed into saying, "There is no war in Ba Sing Se" whenever questioned about a possible war.

It is used in real life to satirize and joke about propaganda.

"Russia is not at war with Ukraine, as there is no war in Ba Sing Se."
"The economy in the US is fine, there is no war in Ba Sing Se"

by iMakeMehThings March 11, 2024

Console Wars

A stupid thing where people defend the hardware they bought that'll break eventually

The Console Wars are stupid, idiotic, and childish

by cardloss March 13, 2024

The War of The Noble and betas

The War currently going on in the greek letter world. The Alphas and betas have come together to beat The Sigmas and The Rizzlers which is impossible! Many Omegas are currently in the war to beat betas and The Alphas. Even though we respect The Alphas, we have to destroy Them :(. betas suck

A Noble Sigma Rizzler: Why hello there, Noble Omega, how’s the Gyatt excersise going?

A Noble Omega: Pretty good, we getting all caked up for the The War of The Noble and betas!

Kai Cenat: Keep it going! We have to smack the little no gyatts of betas!

Kanye West, The Sigma Rizzler Emperor: Three Skibidi Bombs ™ are being thrown at betatopia in the beta province! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

Fanum: Just checked the Fanum Tax Amendment. Seems we stole food from the betas! Those little no rizzlers! We are so winnning The The War of The Noble and betas!

by iamnothere11 March 18, 2024

Civil war

A sexual incest act performed with two brothers where one roleplays as the union states and the other roleplays as the confederate states and they both repeatedly ejaculate on each other until one gives up.

“Yo bro do you wanna do the civil war tonight?” “Hell yeah man”

by Skibidisigma March 26, 2024

Civil war

A sexual incest act performed with two brothers where one roleplays as the union states and the other roleplays as the confederate states and they both repeatedly ejaculate on each other until one gives up.

“Yo bro do you wanna do the civil war tonight?” “Hell yeah man”

by Skibidisigma March 26, 2024

A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021

Tampon Tug-of-War

When two women insert a tampon in their vagina and tie the strings together and play tug of war.

Shariah and Jane play Tampon Tug-of-war

by Bigblackon697 January 11, 2026