Boob Guy

Noun
They don’t exist. All men know ass is superior to tits but some men claim otherwise to avert suspicion of pedophilia. Men claim to prefer tits over ass because only adult women have breasts; therefore disqualifying them from liking children, who lack breasts.

Oh John, over there? He says he’s a boob guy but we all know what he’s really into.

by Jan Žižka December 23, 2020

Fuckin Alright Guy

fuckin alright guy is a term used to ask a person if they are a FAG.

"hey joey you are a fuckin alright guy"
"what?"
"your a FAG"

by primo and jason July 3, 2008

blue shirt guy

-a jerkface who gets waaaay too into an intramural, division A, co-ed soccer game. Also thinks he's pretty much the shit.
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball

He's such a blue shirt guy, he got really fucking pissed when he tripped Saad and got called for it.

by Walter Owl February 6, 2009

larry the cable guy

the best comidian ever!
should be the president of the united states

Larry the cable guy should be the president.

by kickass2014 July 3, 2007

Nice-Guy Complex

The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.

"I don't understand what I did to deserve this"

"You just suffer from the nice-guy complex"

by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 4, 2009

Bad-guy aim

The trope in every action movie by which the villains, often highly trained soldiers, mercenaries, and hitmen launch an arsenal of every weapon known to man, yet can barely nick our hero or heroine with anything more serious than a flesh wound.

Often paired with the Good-Guy Bullseye, which Our Hero/Heroine uses to bring down a spaceship or aircraft carrier with a single, blindfolded shot from a pea-shooter.

Black Widow saved the day because the Russian hit squad had Bad-Guy Aim, allowing her to destroy the Kremlin by throwing a paper plane at it.

by burnt sox July 30, 2023

Fire-alarm-guy

A man imbued by Hades himself, able to duel wield 1st and second stage devices without fail. Do not approach if troubleshooting open loops and grounds.

Hey, did you see that fire-alarm-guy over there? He is most certainly in the zone.

by Tiddlywinks 4264 January 28, 2021