wingalin dragon

no a dragon only a drawing

a wingalin dragon i drew yesterday.

by itoldyouimright November 5, 2021

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DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

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brown-nosed fire dragon

when you have explosive firey diarrhea in a females mouth, duct tape it shut and tickle her untill it come out her nose.

guy one: i performed a brown-nosed fire dragon on my gf last night
guy 2: me next?!

by gay_of_hood_river November 20, 2021

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Imagine Dragon

An epic figure of speech that came from its ancestors sugna and Ligma. if you fall for it you will be sent to the bill zone

Smart guy: Hey do ya know imagine dragon??

Smart guy 2: Oh yeah imagine dragon I know em

Smart guy : imagine dragon deez nuts across ur face

Smart guy 2: *dies of ligma *

by Helotja jeu November 21, 2021

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