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sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.
The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.
by mlhiss July 26, 2019
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does sam suck olivias nuts

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am
by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019
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Suck the fart right out of her

Placing your lips and sucking on the female milfs ass hole until she releases the winds of the gods upon your face
Person 1- “Ellie’s mother is a milf”
Person 2- “I would like to suck the fart right out of her”
by Big_Bubba_C March 31, 2020
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Suck the pop out yo’ toe

A female who is extremely talented at fellatio that she can suck your toes till they pop.
Veronica sure is ugly, but she can suck the pop out yo’ toe...
by Trickykp November 4, 2020
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Suck your boyfriend balls day

Oh my god it’s January 14th it’s national suck your boyfriend balls day
by Nationals Day January 14, 2021
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National Suck the homie’s dicks day

On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.
Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet
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Suck caleb’s penis on march 21
oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!
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