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David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)
by useless12736 November 20, 2021
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david savage

david savage is a literal GOD. he is the sexiest creature in the universe and if you ever see him, you must bow before him and throw your most prized possesions at him. he is special and talented and you MUST respect him and protect him with your life.
"omg is that david savage? lets go bow before him cus he's so sexy"
by savagesavagesavage October 16, 2020
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David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.
person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one
by Pokimidari November 24, 2021
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David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.
Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.
by howtosucdick June 2, 2020
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David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!
by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023
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Shirin David

A German singer-songwriter and rapper, born by the name of Barbara Shirin Davidačius in Lithuania, who has topped the German charts 5 times. She made some of the best songs of all time like "be a hoe/break a hoe" or "ich darf das".

Her parents are from Iran and Lithuania. Besides that, she outsold your fave aaand she's probably the best person to ever walk on German ground and she'll be considered a legend by the age of 40.
"I heard Shirin David is releasing a new album next year."

- " OH MY F***ING GOD I'M GONNA FAINT"
by WheneverUCall March 3, 2022
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David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.
OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!
by tallerthandavid February 6, 2022
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