ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.

by moth4lampzzz June 5, 2020

ho

One third of Santa's sexy personal entourage, ie: one 'ho'. An upscale and hearty version (insensitive to cold climates) of the more common 'ho'. See also 'whore', 'lady of the night', 'streetwalker', etc.

"Ho, ho, ho" (referring to his entire combined "posse" of 'ho's')...."MERRY Christmas"

by What did she say December 20, 2021

yoyo ho

A circus clown that that moonlights as a part time prostitute.

Ronald McDonald is such yoyo ho when all the McDonalds fast food outlets are closed for maintenance.

by Jewish madam July 6, 2018

ho poor

got to put out to go out

That ho be so poor, she be Ho Poor, she got to put out to go out.

by Newt1234 April 27, 2017

Ho Trails

Like the word hot trail

If you take the the “T” of hot and move it to the word rail it becomes “Ho Trail”
the act of snorting a line of crystal meth through the nose by heating up the end of a glass pipe and then opening your mouth to release white smoke
dayum!

Are you ready trail blaze on the ho trail! Give me directions to the “ho trails”

by Mkmelee July 10, 2022

Hoa Ho

A gay guy who wants to nut in someones butt(Ethan). He also anime hentai, porn, and every other anime weeb stuff.

Hoa Ho: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah! Dat feel goood!

by CrimsonDude November 16, 2018

Stunt ho

A person you call to take your place fucking someone but you collect the pay.

The guy I met was so rich but ugly I had to call my stunt ho to fill in for me when he wanted to fuck.

by Misswildthang4u69 April 4, 2022