he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her

when a girl is crazy over a man

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”

by KT_2x September 28, 2023

hi

WHAT DO YOU THINK? ITS HELLO

tom: "hi"
bob: "hi how are you"
tom: "im fine thanks"

by iphone 239836 s x pro gold September 29, 2023

There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Put the team on his back

Dj Moore

The bears offense had one player put the team on his back

by Ridicrob October 6, 2023

On His Comma

This is a time when a man is being uncharacteristically emotional and sensitive. This is a humorous comparison of a woman's period.

He must be on his comma

by Flint Sparks April 7, 2024

Let The Jonitor Do His job

Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"

"what is bro yapping about??"

"Hold on let the Jonitor do his job"

by Will.s8472 April 14, 2024

ticked (his) last tock

Someone's last words.

He ticked (his) last tock.

by plato! April 21, 2024