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Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
by KImCobain June 11, 2016
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Butt-facebooking

The act of sitting on ones backside all day Facebooking
Were you Butt-facebooking all weekend? Yeah, me too!
by Annie Bear PBP August 22, 2011
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Facebook Slander

Facebook slander is when someone mainly a fake friend deletes or blocks you and then spreads false accusations and rumors trying to get others against you,usually only cowards are guilty of this and usually get their asses beaten to a pulp in the end
So you like to Facebook slander others because you think its cool and you're a coward because you wouldn't say it to their face.
by peasenoff smells July 29, 2020
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Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"
You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.
by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011
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Facebook Whore

A girl that always takes pictures of herself, even when she gets new glasses....oh and her name is Kaye
"Wow she is a true Facebook Whore"!!!!!!
by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011
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Facebook mom group

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.
Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.
by Luigi836 August 17, 2020
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facebook marketplace reseller

a individual that buys stuff for very cheap on facebook marketplace then sells them on ebay for triple the price
danny: i bought a ps2 on facebook marketplace for 40 dollars and then resold it on ebay for 180!

timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller
by tommyvercettifanclub January 4, 2025
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