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Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected

Orange Spodumene is such an Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected UwU
by Goji Sauce December 9, 2019
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open you up like a can of beans

When you imply that you will cut someone like you are opening a can of beans. Or if you mess with the horns you will get stabbed !!!
Keep that sh#t up bro and I will open you up like a can of beans !!!!
by Rosewood1978 February 22, 2017
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beansing

Ian sucks at poker, he's gonna beans
Swig is an idiot, he's beansing
by Mulberry July 12, 2006
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Beansing

beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"

Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.

Beansed
verb. (past tense)

"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.
"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"
by for bst results cook at 1.21gw January 21, 2020
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Big bean , sorry i meant Thanos

Big grape boii with 13 chins and likes wet salmons and vegetable soup boi

he runs around with a collection of shiny rocks with the scent of bacon and sausages from his sexy oven mit
Big bean , sorry i meant thanos means one snap and your momma gone
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stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.
That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.
by noillegals August 5, 2010
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beansing

To beans out is to;

a) mistype/misspell/misinterpret any english or other language within any form of electronic communication. eg. email, sms, facebook, telegraph etc
b) completely miss (ie. oblivious to) a significant topic of discussion within the emails
c) unleash an inner against towards any and all females after * amount of alcohol
d) turn rabid at the potential for any kind of female sexual activity (eg. to howl like a wolf when a car of girls flashing drives past you on the way home from the cricket)
e) spiral into a frenzy/uncontrollable rage/fit at the possibility of spiderhole action
f) all of the above
- Fucking wow, Oli, beans out harder cunt.
- You totally beans'd that, cunt.
- Yeah, he's been beansing out all week.
by jaselol January 14, 2010
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