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The Pendulum Bag

A sexual act in which an average to poorly endowed bayman with a biblically large scrotum engages in doggy-style sex. The oversized bag swings like a pendulum, crashing against the female’s clitoris like the waves of Griquet, causing mild pleasure.
Jeez by, I never had much of a lad, but luckily Jen dies for the pendulum bag.
by Master Seacock April 8, 2019
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garsh bag

(n) A person who is always taking things for themselves; selfish; also they have a lot of money but mooch off of everyone
Man, I hate that guy- he's such a Sperry wearing garsh bag who never does anything for anyone.
by jdizzz January 20, 2017
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Bean bagged

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.
Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?
by Acka123 January 24, 2020
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titan bag

When you teabag someone in Titanfall. Can be titan-on-human, human-on-titan, or titan-on-titan. Human-on-human teabagging is frowned upon, because it's not sufficiently epic. Spelled with either a space or a hyphen, because titanbag looks like tit-an-bag, which sounds like a sex thing.
Me: "I'm going to kick the shit out of you in Titanfall, scrub."

UPS Billy: "I'm going to titan bag you every chance I get."
by F0r Aiur February 7, 2014
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Smacking Bags

1.) The act of pleasing your boss.

2.) When you are in a heavy bromance with your buddy.
Scott and Ron are in the conference roomsmacking bags”.
by Patsy Stone June 8, 2018
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douche bag

One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.
"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."

"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!
by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009
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Bag slag

Similar to "swamp ass" but found in the male gentile region. It is used as an insult to describe someone or something of a foul nature.
Johnny: Bro, did you meet the new boss?
Jimmy: Yea man, he's worse than "bag slag" on a hot summer day.
by IMsmith October 28, 2011
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