Boob Guy

Noun
They don’t exist. All men know ass is superior to tits but some men claim otherwise to avert suspicion of pedophilia. Men claim to prefer tits over ass because only adult women have breasts; therefore disqualifying them from liking children, who lack breasts.

Oh John, over there? He says he’s a boob guy but we all know what he’s really into.

by Jan Žižka December 23, 2020

Fuckin Alright Guy

fuckin alright guy is a term used to ask a person if they are a FAG.

"hey joey you are a fuckin alright guy"
"what?"
"your a FAG"

by primo and jason July 3, 2008

blue shirt guy

-a jerkface who gets waaaay too into an intramural, division A, co-ed soccer game. Also thinks he's pretty much the shit.
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball

He's such a blue shirt guy, he got really fucking pissed when he tripped Saad and got called for it.

by Walter Owl February 6, 2009

larry the cable guy

the best comidian ever!
should be the president of the united states

Larry the cable guy should be the president.

by kickass2014 July 3, 2007

Nice-Guy Complex

The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.

"I don't understand what I did to deserve this"

"You just suffer from the nice-guy complex"

by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 4, 2009

nameless falling guy

VERY VERY CRAIG AND CRING PERSO N IN FGAPI THAT GETS RATIOD EVERYDAY , nfg x pek real
+ caeo cring and + dora dora rratio

hello it is me nameless falling guy / nfg !!!!!1 what the frick you are nfg? you do know thats cring

by anonymous October 11, 2021

Certified Good guy

A certified good guy is a male paramour that you don’t have sex with, but still allow him to eat your kitty because you know he’ll give it 100% into everything his does. He’s a good guy. He puts your needs in front of his own.

He had a small package but I knew he was a certified good guy, so I let him eat his way to my soul.

by Goldie Fawn August 15, 2018