sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.

The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.

by mlhiss July 26, 2019

does sam suck olivias nuts

yes. yes he sure does

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
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by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019

Suck the pop out yo’ toe

A female who is extremely talented at fellatio that she can suck your toes till they pop.

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by Trickykp November 4, 2020

Suck your boyfriend balls day

On January 14th is national Suck your boyfriend balls day

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by Nationals Day January 14, 2021

National Suck the homie’s dicks day

On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.

Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
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Caleb-Bet

by Isyourrefrigeratorrunning March 16, 2021

National Suck Calebs Penis Day

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by Hot big penis kid March 30, 2021

National suck your mother day

June the 2nd! The day where you can suck out your mothers pussy or you can suck on them huge milky milf tits to make her day

Mother
Yes sweetie

Better remove them clothes
Why son
Because it’s National suck your mother day
I knew you wouldn’t forget son

Love you mother

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by Mymilfmom May 24, 2023