November 3rd

November 3rd is the day you have to confess your feelings to your crush. You're welcome.

"Do you know what today is, bro?"
"Yeah, bro, it's November 3rd. Confess your feelings day."
"I like you, bro."

by @urmomgay November 3, 2019

november 4

On november 4th you must suck your mans dick

mandem: it’s november 4th still babes
galdem: *ties up hair*

by khosty November 3, 2019

November 5

National hug a boy named Jonathan day

Girl: *hey*

Jonathan: *hey*

Girl: *hugs*

Jonathan: * it must be November 5*

by M girl justin November 4, 2019

November fifth

National Rat Day. Go slap all the rats in your life. Or slap them. Whatever you want.

Olivia: Hey it’s November fifth!!
Nylah: oh no please no!!!

by fliphat101 November 5, 2019

November 11

National slap your fat friend day; this is a day for you to get up and go slap your fat friend!

Jason it’s November 11th! Go slap Frank’s fat ass!

by LoganTheGolfer November 9, 2020

November 30th

The best day ever because I was born.

Person: it's November 30th, nearly Christmas!

Me: You're forgetting something, it's the coolest person in the worlds birthday!

Person: oh, happy birthday. Sorry I forgot your majesty.

by Cheesegraterwithcum November 10, 2020

November 11th

National singles day! Show the lonely ones some love and respect because they doesn’t have a bf/gf.

Happy national singles day! Today is November 11th. Having a gf/bf isn’t that nice as it seems.

by Kittyloversingle November 10, 2020