A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.
Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?
I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009
Get the Pocket Stalkingmug. pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.
"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"
"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"
"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"
"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"
"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"
"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"
"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"
by ycart September 14, 2010
Get the Pocket Munchingmug. The act of wrapping one’s penis in pork roll (not Taylor Ham) and a Delorenzo’s Tomato Pie, filling your partner’s vagina with a pint of Halo Farms ice cream, and fornicating, while lamenting all the PA drivers who clog the passing lanes.
by Dadocentury November 10, 2021
Get the Trenton Hot Pocketmug. a nigga kept in a metaphorical pocket, often used as reference to cosign anti-blackness coming from any one in any manner
by shayshaycode May 23, 2023
Get the pocket niggamug. 
Don’t bother with Anna, she keeps that money pocket zipped up tight. Her sister Penolope will lend anyone a few bucks though.....
by IlldefineIt November 28, 2017
Get the money pocketmug. Pony, in this instance, is another word for Trojans. The saying "pocket full of pony" refers to a pocket full of condoms. In order to sound as relevant and up-to-date as possible, you mustn't make pony plural when using this phrase. This phrase was slightly originated by Prince, but made popular by music artist Deno Benz in his duly titled song "Pocket Full of Pony".
"Sup bruddah? Whatchu gettin' into tonight my dude?"
"Wassup my brotha? I'm lookin' to bust a nut tonight. I took a shower today for the first in a week and I got a pocket full of pony. Lez get sum bitchesss! Wooooooo!!"
"Pocket full of pony. Piss drunk, super lonely. Spongebob macaroni. Where the fuck's my pony?" -- Deno Benz
"Wassup my brotha? I'm lookin' to bust a nut tonight. I took a shower today for the first in a week and I got a pocket full of pony. Lez get sum bitchesss! Wooooooo!!"
"Pocket full of pony. Piss drunk, super lonely. Spongebob macaroni. Where the fuck's my pony?" -- Deno Benz
by CrystalGuyzer March 8, 2012
Get the Pocket full of ponymug.