monkey lipped

To put something into one's mouth, like a cigarette, straw, spoon or pen and take it out only to have it covered in saliva. Similar to the way monkeys do at the zoo when they put anything in their mouths.

Teresa took a drag off my cigarette and when I got it back she had monkey lipped it. It was almost soaked to death.

Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.

by little billy boy November 22, 2011

Pussy Monkey

When a female is attracted to a vertically endowed male

He was so fine and tall I wanted to climb him like a pussy monkey

by colderthaniceland April 7, 2023

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person

Shut the fuck up porch monkey

by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023

Monkeys-play

the act of playing silly or goofy

he was playing his game like monkeys-play
:replace the word : he was playing his game goofyish

by T232 January 29, 2023

hella monkey

Getting absolutes blasted on some S-Tier kush, cremated off that shit.

“You tryna get hella monkey with me and sleepy joe tonight?”

by ShadowWizardMoneyGang February 16, 2023

crud monkey

A generic programmer whose job revolves around create, read, update and delete, aka CRUD

95% of programmers are just useless crud monkeys, dumb crud monkey

by Homeless Chicken December 22, 2022

monkey rizz

Bro has crazy rizz for women and might even be a top g named Muggy

Eddie has that monkey rizz

by LoggyCarl December 26, 2022